Title: In Your Room
Author: LayAtHomeMom
Rated: M
Chapters: 23
Status: Complete
Summary:
After years of bedroom boredom with Missionary Mike, can Bella find the sexual salvation she's seeking in the arms of campus hottie, Edward Cullen? Rated M for Edward's dirty mouth, Bella's inner whore, embarrassing situations and lemons galore…
Review:
Wow, what a smutty fic! Bella can be so dirty with dirty fantasy, what a dirty girl, LOL, and Edward is more than happy to make her dreams come true. Oouuw, what a college times, fun times!
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8664104/1/In-Your-Room
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Saturday, December 15, 2012
High Heels and Runaway Frisbees by enamors
Title: High Heels and Runaway Frisbees
Author: enamors
Rated: M
Chapter: 1 (Oneshot)
Status: Complete
Pairing: E/B
Summary:
Bella shares a very passionate and public kiss with a handsome, bronze haired stranger.
Review:
What a cute story, really really cute. Yes it's super short, makes me want more and more. Read it, it's super fluff!
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4295964/1/High-Heels-and-Runaway-Frisbees
Author: enamors
Rated: M
Chapter: 1 (Oneshot)
Status: Complete
Pairing: E/B
Summary:
Bella shares a very passionate and public kiss with a handsome, bronze haired stranger.
Review:
What a cute story, really really cute. Yes it's super short, makes me want more and more. Read it, it's super fluff!
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4295964/1/High-Heels-and-Runaway-Frisbees
Good Vibrations by ciaobella27
Title: Good Vibrations
Author: ciaobella27
Rated: M
Chapters: 1 (Oneshot)
Pairing: E/B
Summary:
When Rosalie dares Bella to send a random naughty text message, the number she chooses isn't so random.
Review:
What a oneshot! It's sexy and funny. Love it!
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5784072/1/Good-Vibrations
Friday, December 7, 2012
My Beautiful Storm by troublefollows1017
Title: My Beautiful Storm
Author: troublefollows1017
Rated: M
Chapters: 20
Status: Complete
Pairing: E/B
Summary:
Weather-obsessed Bella finds Edward's journal, leading her on a trip down memory lane. Back then, Edward had run away, hoping to find a new purpose. Bella couldn't wait for her chance to escape, sure she knew what she wanted. Neither one expected this.
Review:
The story begins with Bella who reads Edward's journal that brings her to the memories from the first time they meet. They met in a summer break in their senior year of highschool. With Edward's past that still a mistery, Bella make a friendship with him. From friendship became love and within time they learned each other speciality. Yes, Bella is obsessed with weather, whenever she's nervous, she would talk about the weather. And Edward didn't find it funny or stupid. So did Bella, she looked at Edward's speciality as a gift. Together they spend the rest of senior year in love. But not all things went smoothly of course. There's Edward's past and family that became an issue in Edward's internal life. Because Edward and Bella were so clueless in love department, they needed help from their cousin, popular couple Emmett and Rose.
This is a sweet unique and beautiful story. Really really beautiful. I don't know if someone like Bella does exist in reality, but maybe, who knows? And someone like Edward? Maybe. He made a symphony for Bella to express his undying love. What a grand gesture (Bella's words). But they are really really a cute couple. Cute story. Love it :))
Well written and HEA. I looooove the ending so much.
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7601746/1/My-Beautiful-Storm
Wednesday, November 21, 2012
Murder at Masen Manor by SparklingTwilight
Title: Murder at Masen Manor
Author: SparklingTwilight
Rated: M
Chapter: 1(oneshot)
Status: Complete
Cast: E/B
Summary:
Four friends, a creepy ghost story, and a haunted house come together to create a night one of them will never forget.
Review:
It's a horror oneshot, but also a humor story. Don't be afraid. Only one suggestion, read it at night!
Thursday, November 1, 2012
La Vie De Bella by coldplaywhore
Title : La Vie De Bella
Author : coldplaywhore
Rated : M
Chapter : 1 (oneshot)
Pairing : E/B
Summary :
Stranded before Thanksgiving with no where to go. She throws caution to the wind and finds what she never knew she was looking for.
Review :
This story reminds me of few years ago, when blog was an online diary, I'm not into that anymore :) Anyway, this Bella really really enjoys her time, eventhough her flight is delayed because of the storm, she still can update her blog. And when a handsome stranger offers his apartement for stay until the storm is over, Bella can not resist it. She never knew she needs it so bad.
A cute story, beautiful and well written. Edward is older than Bella, he is a photographer while Bella is still a college student. Of course, Edward has more experience, but he's not a player ;)
Playing It Straight by MissWinkles
Title : Playing It Straight
Author : MissWinkles
Rated : M
Chapters : 29
Status : Complete
Pairing : E/B
Summary :
Link : http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8029022/1/Playing-It-Straight
Author : MissWinkles
Rated : M
Chapters : 29
Status : Complete
Pairing : E/B
Summary :
Sometimes love is all about telling the truth. AH, OOC and very, very fluffy. Written for the Twilight Twenty-Five Round Six.
Review :
This story is funny and ridiculous. Bella needs a roomate, Edward is looking for one. They meet and they deal so Bella moves in. What she knows is Edward has a lover named Sam, but she doesn't know that Edward is no longer comfortable doing Long Distance Relationship with Sam, that his heart has fallen to his new roomate.
Awww, really, this story is cute and funny. So easy, no heavy stuff. Do you think Edward is gay in this story ? Find it yourself ;)
Link : http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8029022/1/Playing-It-Straight
Saturday, October 20, 2012
Plucked by Tropical Sobet
Title : Plucked
Author : Tropical Sorbet
Rated : M
Chapter : 1 (Oneshot)
Pairing : E/B
Summary :
Life on the farm was all Bella Swan ever knew … until one day a copper topped stranger showed up at Cullen Poultry and ruffled more than just a few feathers.
Review :
Only one word, HOT.
Link : http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7770510/1/PLUCKED
Antiques Roadshow by aerobee82
Title : Antiques Roadshow
Author : aerobee82
Rated : M
Chapter : 20
Status : Complete
Pairing : E/B
Summary :
I took an antique in for appraisal, only to find a much rarer treasure. I met Bella Swan on Antiques Roadshow, and PBS would never want for funds again.
Review :
This is a fluffy vamp-fic. Edward is a vampire meet his human mate, Bella, in an antique appraisal show. With mind-reading ability, Edward makes his moves smooth and fortunately Bella feels the same way to Edward. Do not want to waste anymore time, Edward finally open up to Bella and tells her what he really is.
Very drama and fluffy. Cute, i like it so much. Eventhough the ending is too general in my opinion, the story itself can cover it with cuteness and happiness. No blood, no scary vampire, even Aro is friendly :D I like the interaction in Cullen family, so fun. Easy read fic and well written.
Link : http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6967854/1/Antiques-Roadshow
Tuesday, October 9, 2012
Hardcover Paranormal Romance by badjujube
Title : Hardcover Paranormal Romance
Author : badjujube
Rated : M
Chapters : 18
Status : Complete
Pairing : E/B
Summary:
Edward has an issue with Bella Swan that can't be found in the employee handbook. AU, goofy.
Review:
This fic is kinda silly and funny, for a vamp fic. Edward, a vampire, is Bella's co-worker. Apparently he has issues with her. Everyday he makes Bella's days in work like hell. Bella hates Edward. She pours her heart through her twitter account.
Okay, so Edward is stiff and weird and mean to Bella. Bella is easy and have no idea what Edward is but she really loves vampire. Point for Edward? No. Bella is picky in men's fashion and details like that and Edward is far away from her liking. So he has to work hard to make her his.
Hilarious :D
Wednesday, June 20, 2012
The Marriage of True Minds by AngryBadgerGirl
Judul : The Marriage of True Minds
Author : AngryBadgerGirl
Rated : M
Bab : 1 (Oneshot)
Tamat : Sudah
Cast : E/B
Review :
Link : http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5137733/1/The_Marriage_of_True_Minds_Age_of_Edward_OneShot
Author : AngryBadgerGirl
Rated : M
Bab : 1 (Oneshot)
Tamat : Sudah
Cast : E/B
Review :
This one-shot is an entry in the Age of Edward contest. It's Austenward! The story takes place in Regency England, circa 1810. Bella enters an arranged marriage to avoid poverty. Can she find love despite the circumstances? M FOR JUICY OLDY TIME LEMON!Just like Pride and Prejudice, but much shorter, no angst, so easy and cute and sweet :)) Love Edward in here and Bella is so witty in a cute way.
Link : http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5137733/1/The_Marriage_of_True_Minds_Age_of_Edward_OneShot
No Place Like Home by tellingmelies
Judul : No Place Like Home
Author : tellingmelies
Rated : M
Bab : 37
Tamat : Sudah
Cast : E/B
Review :
Edward Cullen, a famous plaboy from Chicago, always spent his life in the bad side, having fun in the bar, play with the girls and often catch the attention from the police. His father, Carlisle, decided to take Edward back home in Forks and living the life just like he supposed to, which is becoming a doctor. When he arrived in Forks, Edward was in a shitty mood. He met Bella. He didn't know that Bella is his sister's best friend and Bella didn't know either that Edward is Alice's brother. They ended up in a bad situation. But luck might not in their side, because they had to meet each other often because Alice is getting married. Edward and Bella need to act friendly and nice to each other. So they're trying and that bring them into a more intimate situation. They can't deny what they are feeling but Edward is till afraid of love, he's never been in one. In the other hand, Bella feel the challenge to tame that playboy from Chicago. It's not an easy relationship. Things get a little bit complicated when the family from Chicago pay a visit.
This fic is funny. Bella is bold enough to make Edward angry. They often have a fight about silly little things. But love can make someone change into a better person. It happens to Edward. Bella offers home to Edward and he takes it. The story took ages to complete LOL but it's worth it. The lemon is hot :D
Link : http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5019485/1/No_Place_Like_Home
Author : tellingmelies
Rated : M
Bab : 37
Tamat : Sudah
Cast : E/B
Review :
Edward is forced to leave his playboy life behind in Chicago and come home to Washington, but will he change his ways or risk losing everything?I've recommended this fic years ago in my livejournal blog here, but since now it's completed, i post it again :D
Edward Cullen, a famous plaboy from Chicago, always spent his life in the bad side, having fun in the bar, play with the girls and often catch the attention from the police. His father, Carlisle, decided to take Edward back home in Forks and living the life just like he supposed to, which is becoming a doctor. When he arrived in Forks, Edward was in a shitty mood. He met Bella. He didn't know that Bella is his sister's best friend and Bella didn't know either that Edward is Alice's brother. They ended up in a bad situation. But luck might not in their side, because they had to meet each other often because Alice is getting married. Edward and Bella need to act friendly and nice to each other. So they're trying and that bring them into a more intimate situation. They can't deny what they are feeling but Edward is till afraid of love, he's never been in one. In the other hand, Bella feel the challenge to tame that playboy from Chicago. It's not an easy relationship. Things get a little bit complicated when the family from Chicago pay a visit.
This fic is funny. Bella is bold enough to make Edward angry. They often have a fight about silly little things. But love can make someone change into a better person. It happens to Edward. Bella offers home to Edward and he takes it. The story took ages to complete LOL but it's worth it. The lemon is hot :D
Link : http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5019485/1/No_Place_Like_Home
Tuesday, June 19, 2012
The Roomate by mandyleigh87
Judul : The Roomate
Author : mandyleigh87
Rated : M
Bab : 28
Tamat : Sudah
Cast : E/B
Review :
The sexual tension in the beginning is fun but getting hotter. They are in love with each other but the broke-up has left the damage to both of them. It's a fun and sweet story. HEA all the way ;)
Link : http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6945446/1/The_Roommate
Author : mandyleigh87
Rated : M
Bab : 28
Tamat : Sudah
Cast : E/B
Review :
I needed a roommate. What I got was one heck of a problem.Bella's roomate decided to move in to her boyfriend's place and bring a friend as Bella's new roomate. Little did she know, the new roomate is Bella's ex-boyfriend a.k.a. love of her life in highschool. Yeah, everything begins interesting when Bella bring a guy home to their apartement. Nothing can stop their attraction to each other. But before everything moves farther, Bella and ex need to come clean behind the biggest brokep up of history in their life.
The sexual tension in the beginning is fun but getting hotter. They are in love with each other but the broke-up has left the damage to both of them. It's a fun and sweet story. HEA all the way ;)
Link : http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6945446/1/The_Roommate
Saturday, June 9, 2012
The Unexpected Benefits of List Making by hopey-wan-kenobi
Judul : The Unexpected Benefits of List Making
Author : hopey-wan-kenobi
Rate : M
Bab : 1 (Oneshot)
Tamat : Sudah
Cast : E/B
Review :
Link : http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5345008/1/The_Unexpected_Benefits_of_List_Making
Author : hopey-wan-kenobi
Rate : M
Bab : 1 (Oneshot)
Tamat : Sudah
Cast : E/B
Review :
Edward & Bella make a to-do list before heading off to college and help each other cross a few items off with surprising results.Yeah, curiosity always win. The desire to make bestfriend's happy also win. This oneshot is all fun and hot. It's kind of cute, because Edward is a virgin. Oh yeahh lol
Link : http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5345008/1/The_Unexpected_Benefits_of_List_Making
Wednesday, June 6, 2012
Teacher of the Year by DiamondHeart78
Judul : Teacher of the Year
Author : DiamondHeart78
Rated : M
Bab : 20
Tamat : Sudah
Cast : E/B
Review :
When Bella has a chance encounter with a sexy stranger, she never believes she'll see him again. Fate however, has a sense of humor.Bella, a single mother, is ready to move on from her past. When he meet Edward, the feeling is instant and mutual. What shocked her the most is, Edward not just a hot guy he met in the bar, but he is also the teacher for his son !
Yeah Bella, better behave for your son's sake LOL.
This fic is fun and fluff. Bella has a son and Edward comes with a package too, a daughter. They just need a little adjustment here and there so they can get pass of their past and move on.
Link : http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7197996/1/Teacher_of_the_Year
Wednesday, May 30, 2012
Words with Friends by Nolebucgrl
Judul : Words With Friends
Author : Nolebucgrl
Rated : M
Bab : 60
Tamat : Sudah
Cast : E/B
"Bella Swan has a major crush on a major star, Edward Cullen. They have an obsession with the same game. Can they connect through Words with Friends and become more than that?"Bella adores Edward, the big actor. When Edward told in an interview that he played game Words with Friends in his iPhone, Bella and her best friend Alice went searching for the possibly username. And luck was with Bella. She got the right one. And what made her happy was Edward actually responded to her request. So they continued the game, exchange some messages within and get to know each other. At that point, Edward didn't know that Bella knew who he was. When situation got hot and hotter, Bella can't avoid the truth that Edward is a movie star. Bella wanted Edward to be hers, but it means she has to be the part of Edward's glamour world.
Wow...super hot juicy lemonade ! Everything got hotter and everyone got hornier when those two meet. Bella and the gank, Edward and brother. Poor Alice, Jasper in here is still a teenager :PThis fic is funny and sexy.I enjoyed Edward's and Bella's exchange words in their game, their emails. It's all fun and hot !
Don't forget to read Words with Strangers, the EPOV of Words with Friends :)
Link WWF : http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6910604/1/Words_with_Friends
Link WWS : http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7176635/1/Words_with_Strangers
Thursday, May 17, 2012
Lessons Extracted by MissWinkles
Judul : Lessons Extracted
Author : MissWinkles
Rated : M
Bab : 17
Tamat : Sudah
Cast : E/B
Review :
Need a good laugh? Need a good porn? Need a little touch of drama? Well, read this fic, it covered 'em all. You will laugh so hard, a real laugh until you can't handle it anymore. It is so funny, crazy, hilarious. Yes there's a real porn in it but not dirty, it's so funny.
Long time platonic friends Edward and Bella look to solve their cash-flow problems by making an adult movie together. The two have always been comfortable with each other, but will they be able to keep it friendly when the cameras roll?
Their friendship is so easy, yet still has a little bit jelousy here and there. I love the Jasper here, Jasper Whitcock, lmao. And their friends all are very supportive. I love it. Even Jessica and Lauren. The story itself is much different than what i thought in mind when i read the summary.
A crossover Twilight & Zack and Miri Make a Porno, this story became my newest favorite fic of the week :D Oh and the full story title is "'Lessons Extracted Through Using Sex For Underpaid Knuckleheads". Just so you know, it's in the A/N lol.
Link : http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5854117/1/Lessons_Extracted
To The Moon and Back by MandyLeigh87
Judul : To The Moon and Back
Author : MandyLeigh87
Rated : M
Bab : 1 (oneshot)
Tamat : Sudah
Cast : E/B
Review :
OHMYGOD ... this fic is super fluffy, my favorite :))
Link : http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6815690/1/To_The_Moon_and_Back
Author : MandyLeigh87
Rated : M
Bab : 1 (oneshot)
Tamat : Sudah
Cast : E/B
Review :
OHMYGOD ... this fic is super fluffy, my favorite :))
When I took a job as a tour guide at the Kennedy Space Center I didn't expect to meet him. Astronaut Edward Cullen aka the "youngest and best looking one in NASA"...his words, not mine. Houston we have a problem.Uh huh, that's right. AstronautWard. Gaaahhhh...so romantic. Edward recited a poem under the meteor shower. And sneaky steamy lovin inside the rocket ? Ugh...hot! READ IT!
Link : http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6815690/1/To_The_Moon_and_Back
Contextually Speaking by cosmogirl7481
Judul : Contextually Speaking
Author : cosmogirl7481
Rated : M
Bab : 21
Tamat : Sudah
Cast : E/B
Review :
“Bella spends her days surrounded by books and her nights immersed in them. Reading but not living. Imagining but not experiencing. One night changes everything. A story about wrong numbers and a stranger with all the right words.”
Bella is an introvert woman,
always surrounded by books and had a passion for the smut ones. One night, she got a text from someone.
She thought it must be a drunken text by someone to a different number, not
hers. But then she wanted something different just one time in her life. She
replied the text. And when the mystery sender led the conversation into
something hot that only happen in the books Bella read, she decided to came along
with it. When that happen, Bella forgot who she really was. She forgot that she
was shy. With this mystery guy, Bella is being somebody different. Who is this
mystery guy ?
Yeah, of course we know who is the mystery guy, but hey where;s the fun in that ? LOL Just read it, it's hot, hard and fast. Written by the one and only, cosmogirl7481. I like this story from the first time it being published, but just got the chance to share it here :))
Sunday, May 6, 2012
Good Deal by m7707
Judul : Good Deal
Author : m7707
Rated : M
Bab : 10
Tamat : Sudah
Cast : E/B
Review :
Bella benci Rosalie. Mereka musuh bebuyutan. Bella ingin balas dendam atas perlakuan Rosalie selama ini. Kali ini, strategi yang Bella jalani adalah menggoda pacar Rosalie, Edward, cowok paling populer di sekolah, paling ganteng dan terbaik. Tidak tanggung-tanggung, Bella langsung melancarkan aksinya saat pertama kali berkenalan dengan Edward. Ternyata Edward tidak keberatan dengan motif Bella. Hingga akhirnya Bella dan Edward tidak sanggup lagi menyangkal isi hati mereka.
Phew, HOT ALERT, ladies ! Fast and hard and to the point :D Good story :)
A little part from chapter 4:
"So let me get this straight," he said a day or two later, holding me by my thighs, which were wrapped around his waist as he banged me against the wall in the stockroom at Newton's Sporting Goods. "Every time Rose pisses you off, you're going to fuck me?"
"Yep," I breathed, pushing back against him as he pounded into me. The boy had some serious strength and stamina. "Pretty much."
"Good deal," he gasped, burying his head in my neck.
Link : http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7543244/1/Good_Deal
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